Comedy Jan 17, 2013 at 9:59 am

An Impartial Review Of The City of New York

Alex Falcone
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1
Actually, the original salsa reference was NEW JERSEY?!?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_sBADjdrs
Paul Cone on January 17, 2013 at 10:44 AM Report this
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I shart NY
makeyouclaptothis on January 17, 2013 at 12:02 PM Report this
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You know how to easily tell a wise, smart, and good human being from one that's no-so-much? The wise, smart, etc. one prefers Chicago-style pizza over NY-style.
Mike Tyson on January 17, 2013 at 12:12 PM Report this
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....Get a rope.
Spindles on January 17, 2013 at 12:29 PM Report this
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With real estate in Manhattan selling for, oh, something like $8.6 billion a square foot, you shouldn't be surprised that as little of it as possible is devoted to addressing your bodily functions.
dimag05 on January 17, 2013 at 1:14 PM Report this
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(envious sigh) What I wouldn't give for a spare month and someone else's credit card.
Commenty Colin on January 17, 2013 at 1:39 PM Report this
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MANHATTAN TIP! McDonald's is another business in "the Big Apple That Never Sleeps" that doesn't give an eff if you use their bathrooms! One time I got hurt in one though. :(
Erik Henriksen on January 17, 2013 at 4:43 PM Mercury Staff

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