Movies & TV Feb 5, 2013 at 11:59 am

Fast & Furious 6 Will Undoubtedly Be the Greatest Motion Picture of This or Any Universe

Erik Henriksen
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VOOM-VOOM!! BANG-BANG!! PEW-PEW!! T&A-T&A!! VOOM-BOOM!! YEE-HAW!! HAW-YEE!!

"Ride or die." POOP OR DIE.
human in training on February 5, 2013 at 12:09 PM Report this
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Now, see, they're giving away the whole plot, I hate that.
Todd Mecklem on February 5, 2013 at 12:31 PM Report this
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THAT TRAILER DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH GINA CARANO IN IT BY NEARLY EIGHT BILLION PERCENT. I CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS WHOLE ENDEAVOR.
Graham on February 5, 2013 at 12:33 PM Report this
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Fun
Barf! on February 5, 2013 at 1:28 PM Report this
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FLIP MOAR CARZ
Drunk & Write on February 5, 2013 at 2:07 PM Report this
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You had me at "car flies through flaming jet cockpit".
Dr Lovemore on February 5, 2013 at 2:08 PM Report this

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