NO JOKE: THIS WAS THE HARDEST MERCURY POLL DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE.

Whoever did 'Obligatory' is clearly the best employee in the office, as it seems that they would rather be doing actual work while at work instead of being peer-pressured into drawing cocks on cookies. That person deserves a raise.

I don't understand how the Titty Cum Shot and Diarrhea cookies didn't make the cut. What the hell's wrong with you people?

I refuse to vote unless Titty Cum Shot is put on the ballot.

I too like the one with jizzy boobs

Jizz boobs FTW.