No males with long sleeve flannel and facial hair and no females with scarves, glasses and miniskirts over leggings. Portland, I think we'll survive intact.
I remember you fucks all throughout the Summer. You bastards were ALWAYS at DIRTY and Splash Bar. I pedicabbed you and you didn't give me any money. I mocked the living hell out of you and your camera crew and your tag-along followers who were only there to be on MTV. I was one of the folks who told your producers and crew "NO!" when you wanted to shoot an episode with Zoobomb.
I will however give you this: Good job on showcasing the 2 lamest bars in Portland that REAL Portlanders do not frequent - DIRTY and SPLASH BAR.
I still hope this doesn't end with 4 or 5 assholes moving here because they think Portland is whatever that was.
I will however give you this: Good job on showcasing the 2 lamest bars in Portland that REAL Portlanders do not frequent - DIRTY and SPLASH BAR.