SO HOW TALL IS DUTCH DICK PANEERPANTS? IS HE MARRIED? SINGLE? GAY? TOP? BOTTOM?!? WHAT'S YOUR OkC PROFILE NAME? GRINDR? CUT OR UNCUT? THIS PRIMER WAS BULLSHIT AND UNFULFILLING.
So you've written a little for The Oregonian and have wrangled hundreds of wannabe pop stars. That's all fine and good, but how are you at making poo-poo and pee-pee jokes?
You need to know some good poo-poo and pee-pee jokes to sail around here, Dirk. Now d-up and lower your brow.
@Fruit Cup @Graham @all: Speaking of Dragon's Lair, the first "Tropes vs Women: Video Games" has been posted, and the topic is the "damsel in distress." It's an awesome series and everyone should watch it:
Dirk. Secrets don't make friends. Spill it. You don't have to shill it.
This is honestly the only thing in your so-called "primer" that I care about. I am so curious that I am going to go ahead and make a silly threat: if you DON'T tell us, and I find you KJing somewhere, I swear to god I will sing Don't Stop Believing. (And I will try not to do an awesome job).
I GUESS YOU CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN MATT DAVIS (BUT FEEL FREE TO PROVE ME WRONG).
NOW, STFU AND GBTW
You'll fit right in.
You have no idea how many times I e-mailed Steve to say, "FIRE SARAH MIRK AND HIRE SOMEONE NAMED LIKE A DUTCH CARE BEAR."
Willem van Carealoo
Klaas de Grootluck
Hieronymus Funshine
DIEDERICK VANDERHUGS
JOOP STARGROOS
(runs out of room)
You need to know some good poo-poo and pee-pee jokes to sail around here, Dirk. Now d-up and lower your brow.
PUNCH ROCKGROIN
GRISTLE MCTHORNBODY
SLAB SQUATTHRUST
BLAST HARDCHEESE
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/35891…
Also: Suck it Dirk! This is how I think of you! Enjoy your hazing process! I like your glasses!
Wha?? Who? She was better than Davis, sure, but that's like saying a double amputation is better than cancer.
I kid. Mostly. Kidding aside: welcome and good luck.
@Zibby: I wrote for the Houston Chronicle bureau there. About Texas things.
@Ginny: Good places! But it feels too much like shilling shouting them out on here.
http://www.feministfrequency.com/2013/03/d…
Oh and hi Dirk!!
This is honestly the only thing in your so-called "primer" that I care about. I am so curious that I am going to go ahead and make a silly threat: if you DON'T tell us, and I find you KJing somewhere, I swear to god I will sing Don't Stop Believing. (And I will try not to do an awesome job).