Cougar Town. Seriously, There Might Be a Cougar in Town.

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According to this, children will actually help fend off a cougar: "Raise your hands. Hold your coat open. Hold small children."

sgtgrumbles on March 26, 2013 at 4:35 PM

SAVE ME, DICK TENDERHEART!
No, but that's really freaky. I live sorta by that area.

on March 26, 2013 at 4:37 PM

Not that odd. You do know that animals live in all the woodlands surrounding Portland. It is good to be aware of this incident though

on March 26, 2013 at 4:47 PM

DUDE, LISTEN.. I KNOW IT'S ONLY LIKE YOUR SECOND WEEK HERE... BUT ALL CAT STORIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED BY ALISON. IF YOU TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HER, WHAT WILL SHE HAVE LEFT?!?

Graham on March 26, 2013 at 6:08 PM

Lock and Load

David Sullivan on March 26, 2013 at 6:11 PM

OHSU did not relay this to employees. Interesting.

xauen on March 26, 2013 at 7:50 PM

The only cougars I approach are the two legged kind. Albeit with some trepidation.

ujfoyt on March 26, 2013 at 10:08 PM

DO APPROACH COUGAR WITH TREPIDATION

IF REDOLENT OF THE SMELL OF BEYONCE'S PULSE PERFUME, PROCEED WITH EXTRA CAUTION

IF HOLDING GLASS OF MALBEC, USE IT TO PACIFY COUGAR

FLEEING COUGAR IN MIDST OF RANT ABOUT EX-HUSBAND IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

TSW on March 27, 2013 at 8:21 AM

KITTY!

Drunk & Write on March 27, 2013 at 9:20 AM