GAWDDAMN!

You've heard of the broken windows theory, in LO it's the "pink hair theory." This is pretty much the beginning of the end.

The person that writes for the Lake Oswego Review blotter is the real genius here.

https://www.facebook.com/BestOfTheLakeOswe…

JESUS CHRIST DON'T DRIVE DOWN COUNTRY CLUB ROAD!

Of course, the always-edgy Bob Miller has been mocking these on his radio show for years.

Holy crap, that facebook page Trina Fixthefernback McElroy linked to!!!

3/3/13 2:09 p.m. A large, blue exercise ball was quite an obstacle for vehicles on northbound I-205 near Highway 43

3/5/13 7:58 p.m. Noises have emanated from a house on Lakeview Boulevard for the past three nights that sound like furniture is being thrown around.

3/20/13 3:06 p.m. A concerned boss at Robinwood Village asked police to check on an employee who missed two days of work. Employee was found OK, just not working.

3/1/13 9:49 a.m. Someone placed a dead opossum on a woman’s car door and left incriminating gloves behind.


3/10/13 9:49 p.m. After getting into a verbal fight with his parents, a 13-year-old boy was found hiding in the yard next door. He was wearing a ghillie suit.

3/15/13 10:23 p.m. The “sound of things moving around” was heard in the 2100 block of Snowberry Ridge Court.

3/17/13 3:32 p.m. A band’s music was not being enjoyed in the 1900 block of Bristol Court.

These all appear to be gleaned from the Lake Oswego Review and West Linn Tidings newspapers. You can read the newspapers' logs at lakeoswegoreview.com and westlinntidings.com on Thursdays.
But the best are here: http://twitter.com/NoCallTooSmall