Ugh, Natalie Portman, zzzzzz.

Dearest Natalie Portman,

What is your deal? You go from Wes Anderson to 'No Strings Attached', and then from Aronofsky to 'Thor'. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DEAL?? Surely you don't need the money. Do you also enjoy the taste of diarrhea just as much as you do a fine Bordeaux?

I'm sorry if this letter is coming across as too harsh. You know I still love you. And to prove it, the next time we meet I'll have procured a bottle of Médoc and will not have ingested any fiber during the preceding couple of days. Pick your poison, my love.

XOXO

Natalie Portman has nice bone structure.

The great thing about Handsome McManmuscles in a comic book movie is that my wife will watch it with me.

I agree with you, Erik. Thor 1 did have dark/serious parts, but the goofy/fun bits were a big part of why I liked it.

Question: Do I have to see The Avengers first in order to know what is going on in Thor 2?

@ROM - No, it doesn't look like it. Thor joined the Avengers, saved the world, went back home.

Yeah but I heard that Loki was in the Avengers.. I should just watch it!!