I'm preparing a Kickstarter campaign to develop the Alieong™. It's like a bong, but it covers your face and thrusts an appendage down your throat, injecting that sweet pot smoke directly into your lungs.

What? And deprive us the pleasure of licking our fingers after eating something that's finger-licking-good?

The ergonomics make perfect sense as they are in-line with the fingers as opposed to angled off the hand like the fork, spoon, and chopsticks. You would think that this would have been invented a long time ago but the materials that can be shaped and flex where not there? no cell phones or iPads to highlight the problem of greasy fingers either! love this!

Get them while you can.

In no time, some numbnuts (yeah, it'll be a dude) is going to lick some glorious hot wing sauce off of these things (instead of off his fingers) and slice his tongue. Then will come the lawyers. Then the shameful, unrestrained litigiousness. Then the multi-million-dollar settlement. Then the idiotic warning labels and safer, rounded gripper thingys that won't rip your ribs and chicken as efficiently.

Get them while you can.

(Also, ^^Eric Zimmermann^^ is a Trong shareholder.)

GET THE FORK OUTTA HERE