"If you are a lady of the Lafayette area, it looks like you might have to revert back to the good 'ol days of a coat hanger, back alley, and a hairy guy named Blade to do the job!"

Yeah, Ms. Finn, way to be glib about something that sounds fucking horrible. It's not like you live there, so make all the coat hanger jokes you want, right?

Maybe you ought to check and see all the states involved in the Civil War. Just sayin'.