I was ecstatic until I read the part about it not being real. Man, that would've made my day.

But Anchorman 2 might actually be really good, who knows?

If 'Anchorman 2' is anything like its predecessor, I'll just save my money and watch my poop-logs float in the toilet for a couple of hours -- that would be just as entertaining and less embarrassing.

But Fey, Poehler, and Cohen can only help things, so maybe there's hope after all...

You can tell neither has ever wielded a crow bar in real life. You're never going to brain someone holding the middle of the bar.

And if you couldn't find the humor in Anchorman, you're living your life far too seriously.

Whoa. Man. Upset a few people here. Sorry, all ye Will Ferrellistas. Ain't got nothing' but love for him and y'all, it's just that i've got to draw the line at things that aren't funny, even if the actors are usually funny elsewhere.

(And you people have obviously never seen my excreta.)