"If she's reading Skymall, she may be more interested in sterling silver doghouses with a built-in waterfall and her pet's monogram on the roof. Chance she's DTF: 4 to 1."
"If she's reading Sam Lipsyte, she likes reading about heroin and characters almost exclusively named 'Gary.' Chance she's DTF: 1 in 3. 1 in 2 if your name is Gary."
Whoa -- I see they bought some prime ad space from you guys, too, right next to the Blogtown banner -- "Girls who love to travel"...(and other things! -- wink, wink!)
What Graham said above is an understatement. "Attractive travelers" and "Generous travelers"??!! Subtle. No way is that code for "mobile de facto prostitutes" and "vacationing johns", i'm sure.
If she's reading Pale Blue Dot, she's probably terrified by her own mortality and feeling completely vulnerable and alone in the context of the cosmos. Chances she's DTF: 1 to infinite.
"The hardest of the hard sciences."
* (Down to Fluoridate)
Totally unrelated: I'm starting a ladies-only book club. Here's our first selection:
http://goo.gl/PT1Sl
One reviewer said: "I got half-way through the second page."
See you soon, ladies!
What Graham said above is an understatement. "Attractive travelers" and "Generous travelers"??!! Subtle. No way is that code for "mobile de facto prostitutes" and "vacationing johns", i'm sure.