Movies & TV May 24, 2013 at 2:14 pm

Portlanders Are Being Sued for Stealing a Terrible Movie

Dirk VanderHart
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1
that movie looks awesome
can someone plz post a $150,000 review of it
miguelaron on May 24, 2013 at 2:50 PM Report this
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I'll share that the cookie jar was a white elephant prize at the Mercury office party like two years ago. It does not contain cookies, tossed or otherwise.
Denis C. Theriault on May 24, 2013 at 3:18 PM Report this
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I would pay $10 to not watch that movie.
Blabby on May 24, 2013 at 3:21 PM Report this
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Everyone who stole this movie should be hit with a Stone Cold Stunner, including Denis. Case closed.
Čẖüñđƴ on May 24, 2013 at 4:07 PM Report this
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Everyone who stole this movie should counter-sue.
Franklin Chillano Broosevelt on May 24, 2013 at 5:41 PM Report this
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Michael Pare? Shit, I'll watch it.
Barf! on May 25, 2013 at 10:33 AM Report this
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If it is anything like Sensei Seagal's other fine films it should show up in the 5$ dvd bin in about a month, so just save the money Denis
on May 25, 2013 at 4:56 PM Report this

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