I'll give you a jump start on next week's competition:

These are lazy feminist cliches.

Blabby is just sad you didn't want a hug.

Unwanted physical touch is so ridiculous. I can't believe people feel entitled to touch people they don't or barely know.

Just say the following ERN: "I am asserting my physical and emotional boundary."

Another take on the many of the same issues:

http://literaryreference.tumblr.com/post/5…

DUH-guys around here are idiots with highly questionable game. You're just figuring this out? Did you move here recently?

Oh the sad eyes of poor Babs, searching high and low for yet another example of Misogyny to write about and make a few bucks off of.

Thanks for the article! I hate that crap too. And good for your for standing up for yourself, and tackling the subject with humour.

My wife has this problem somewhat frequently, though it's always lesbian women who mistake her kindness as sexual interest, so I'm not sure why you insist these issues only exist between men and women. And I can tell you with great certainty that some of those women do get mad if you don't want to date them.