Step 1: Listen to Killing Joke
Step 2: Rip off Killing Joke
Step 3: Profit

Of course 9,999 of those bands won't become huge for every one that will, and there will be a whole lot of noisy garages, but sadly I don't know how to put this statement on a jpeg next to an image of me looking all serious and shit.

He's right. We're stuck in an age when mediocre karaoke singers are worshiped. Watch the movie Idiocracy. Mainstream music is polluted with rubbish.

Buddy, it's not even just that. The entire production of music has shifted. It's not meant to sound great on vinyl, it's meant to be played through shitty computer speakers or the earbuds that come with your iPhone. That has led to the death of sound dynamics in recording, as all elements of the music is now just mixed to be LOUD.

It's a sad thing. I will cling to my records while hearing new music through the Bluetooth dingaling that connects music on my phone to my big received and speakers. And I will continue to be crotchety about it.