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Don't fall for the magic show, people! That's a cake walk for Alison--she's a theater critic.
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Alison went to Evergreen AND Reed, she can totally roll her eyes for two hours at weird hippy voodoo bullshit. Send her to a parking lot to watch awful music.
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"despises anything that upsets her sense of normality."

this is very accurate.
4
I need someone to help me tidy up my attic and get my mannequin collection in order, maybe you can throw that into the mix this year.
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If magic show wins, a codicil must be added that she will volunteer for any and all audience participation opportunities.
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Sorry, but after seeing that video... Can't do it, I'm just not that mean.
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Agreed, LokNaar. I'm no monster. That video, good god. Vans Warped will be the North Korean prison camp of music festivals. I won't be party to such dehumanization.
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Is there an option for picketing the Vans Warped Tour?
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HAVE FUN AT WARPED TOUR, BRO. DON'T SPILL MOUNTAIN DEW ON YOUR VANS.
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I have a ton of friends attending the event at Bossanova!

This is worse (BETTER) than when I unironically camped at the event that Marjorie was forced to attend.
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I'm glad people are voting for Falling in Reverse. It really is the least offensive, and I don't want Alison to have too bad a night. She works so hard!
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@FRUIT CUP: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. SCHADEDFRUEDE.
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Graham, I think FC is using reverse... something.

That music video is world's worst song, played on ugliest guitar.
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No I really mean it! I'd be scared of the other two! But you can always drink beer and wear earplugs on an uncomfortably hot day in a quasi-park.
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I went to Reed, too, and the Anahata Festival sounds like my idea of Hell.

If Alison ends up going to see Falling in Reverse, she should do so wearing at least one piece of their delightful women's apparel, in order to enjoy the complete FiR experience:

http://kingsroadmerch.com/falling-in-rever…
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The Mrs. Radke booty shorts are out of stock :(
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Dear Alison,
I think you're a swell person, but for the sake of chosing the worst thing, i voted for Falling in Reverse. And you won't even be able to drink while watching it. I'm so, so sorry for what i've done.
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But I want to know what the magic show thingy is like!!! (although it doesn't seem like the worst thing ever)
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I LOVE THIS SERIES! I am thrilled for its return!!! :)
20
If only Brokencyde was playing on that tour you'd have a Win WIN instead of just a win.
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I actually wouldn't mind going to see the show because I would find the people-watching and band-watching entertaining. Train wrecks, y'all...
But yeah, they're sold out of the Mrs. Radke and Good Girl shorts. It makes me wonder how many they actually made because goodness, how many girls are out in this world wearing them?!

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