VOTE PAULY SHORE, DUMMIES!

HARVEY'S SELLS ALCOHOL. DON'T BE TRICKED!

WORST NIGHT EVER CONTESTANTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL OR DEADEN THEIR PAIN WITH ANY SUBSTANCE OR DEVICE IN ANY MANNER!—The Management.

As someone that was homeschooled in a Christian household I vote for that being the most excruciating.

Pauly Shore will be probably be enjoyable. 1) he's awesome. 2) his mom founded and still owns The Comedy Store (giant comedy club in LA), and Pauly works there and he's probably an okay guy so BACK OFF.

Vote stupid Christian thing. In those other two options, you don't have to interact with people. At the Christian home school championships, she'll HAVE to chat with people.

Home schooling expo! It's the same kinda weird subculture as like bronies, only draped in halfassed attempts at theology and authoritarianism

The Oregon Christian Home Education Conference. Not to make a pun, but Jesus that sounds awful.

Christian home schooling for sure!!

I NEED A CLARIFICATION ON THE CHRISTIAN CONFERENCE:

Will Courtney have to only attend the one panel? Because that's only an hour of torment.

Cody Simpson could actually be fun if you just go with it.

Pauly Shore! Unless she has to stay for an entire day of Christian bullshit.

I guess my mannequin parts collection will remain unsorted.

I wash my hands of all of you.

SUCKERZ!