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The only things i remember about the Alamo (besides the fact that mission-made fudge was used to help stave off starvation during the siege) is that we won our independence from Spain there, and that a Mexican Santa Claus and David Bowie's great-great-grandpappy (who pronounced his own last name wrong) were somehow involved.

And i think Ozzy Osbourne once got arrested for pissing on one of the monuments there to protest Davy Crockett's penchant for raccoon abuse.
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Yes, he was. In his wife's dress. Blind drunk. Oh that Ozzy! :)
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Ahh, you should have gone to Marfa - a few of my friends and I recently went there to check out the art scene that it is famous for around the world - and had a blast.
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I don't see why you're complaining about the food, Alex. You've got, like, eight different birds to choose from.

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