News Jul 11, 2013 at 9:29 am

Good Morning, News!

Dirk VanderHart
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Good morning, Dirk! I'm reading this after devouring a hot, delicious cheese omelette with hash browns, though that was an hour or so ago so now I'm enjoying a maple bar with my strong coffee. How's your day going?
Todd Mecklem on July 11, 2013 at 10:47 AM Report this
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Will the tiny diaper work if the tip of your penis has buck teeth and is a mouth breather?
JRRTrollkien on July 11, 2013 at 7:08 PM Report this

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