Larp.. I hate nerd fantasies too! But, as much as i nerd crush on Steven Humphrey, i scream bring on the flamboyant wizard! I would pay a hundred dollars to see this live.
Battle Ground is where they sent me speed dating a couple years back. #1 and #3 seem a little soft on Steve. Sri Harold Klemp it is, then. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
STEFAN...WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GO? ARE YOU OFF HAVING BEST YEAR EVER SOMEWHERE AND WE'LL GET A REPORT BACK, OR DO YOU JUST LIVE IN MY NIGHTMARES AS "MERC INTERN #7?"
You people know nothing. You're forgetting that with as much disdain as Steven has for fantasy nerd shit, this is greatly eclipsed by how much he enjoys making fun of things that he has disdain for.
Man, this project has strayed SO far from its intended definition. Isn't there an anti-fluoride discussion group he can attend? Is there some way he can hang out with some of this blog's most celebrated trolls for the evening? Maybe even just one troll? And the be forced to write a profile piece on him/her?
I think each Merc staffer should have to star in a HUMP! video every year, and report on the experience. (Maybe it isn't legal to make their employment dependent on this, but I don't care.)
I vote that he wears the wizard costume to Comedy by Riggs.