Well, dirty forks it is. Although there's nothing that fails to sell a thing for me like including the word 'kink.' It might as well just say "Annoying People's Ball."
There is no way Denis is not going to turn option three into a full feature in the paper edition about the impact of Last Thursday on the Alberta neighborhood and whether or not the city's resources should be spent on it and Friends Of Last Thursday bitching and blah blah blah.