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I'm just saying, the way that XBox was playing games with me all night -- it had it coming.
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lolwut 'curating a paradigm'

"And it's scary to feel that I don't own my body because at this point I can't return it to that 16-year-old virgin." From which 16-year-old virgin did you get your body from? And why do bodies have a return policy? That's just weird.

IF NEXT WEEK'S COLUMN HAS SHITALL TO DO WITH CHECKERS, I'M GONNA BE FUCKING PISSED.

ALSO, THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME THAT SOMEONE HAS TALKED ABOUT DEBORAH DALALALALEV WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT SHE USED TO WORK FOR JANET JACKSON'S HUSBAND (WHO THEN FIRED HER FROM HER JOB AFTER ALL THIS AWFUL RAPE/PRISON SHIT WENT DOWN; I AM DISAPPOINT IN ALL OF YOU).
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When a story involves Tito? THEN we'll talk.
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PS- It's not rape if you yell "SURPRISE!" when you jump out of the bushes.
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I have the water crystal, where are the rest of them?

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