Chelsea sticks a fork in my nerves (nice turn o' phrase, Humps) for reasons that are pretty easy to fathom. She's not actually funny, but has that look unfunny people get when they're begging you to laugh at their unfunny jokes. A MIDGET? OH MY GOD! MIDGETS ARE ALWAYS HILARIOUS! I can't even make it through her monologues due to the high level of rehashed material that was stupid the first twenty times, and again: fuckin' midget.