FUCK YOU, DENIS, for making me look up 'twerk'. I feel so dirty now, and even more worthless than i did when i was still blissfully ignorant of its definition.

And fuck you ten times for your part in getting me to watch that clip of Miley and Robin's performance (via CNN, no less...FUCK YOU TOO, CNN). If there happens to be a God out there somewhere ready to smite us with a worldwide flood or pestilence, i now feel that it would be quite justified in doing so -- we deserve as much for putting shit like this up on a pedestal.

Stuff like this has made me a grumpy old man, even though i'm in my mid-thirties.

But seriously, i would love to know what the official line is on what you guys post video-wise at the end of 'Good Morning, News!'. I get that it's kind of funny to almost always end with some sort of inane video after having gone through a bunch of generally serious blurbs about real news, but often times the videos come off more like a fresh log of shit to the face than they do a nice bit of 'comic relief'.

/breathe in/.../breathe out/.../breathe in/.../breathe out/.../deep breaths/...

(OK...i'm calm now...all will be alright...i'm calm...i'm calm...serenity now...calm...unicorn poop and all-you-can-drink beer...calm...calm...)