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THERE'S A PORTLAND, JAMAICA, MON.
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The most interesting thing about the Isle of Portland is that it isn't even an island but a peninsula.

You don't even want to know what the less interesting things are.
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"The good news is we're the biggest Portland in the world."

Yes, that is very good news. We're the biggest Portland. Good news. Because not being the biggest is dumb. Very good news.
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Good point, @Drunk&Write. There are some 50 other cities named Portland, I just thought these were the most notable. But I'll add an addendum with a few more.
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I got ten keys a dat Portland ceement comin in tru PDX tomorrow disguised as Peruvian garden gnomes, nawmsayin', yung?!?!?!!1!

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