could care less ≠ couldN'T care less, which is what you meant.

Anyway, did you end up supergluing those Canadian coins and jelly beans to those bowls, or what? The answer to that, i'm ashamed to say, i could care less about. (Meaning i kinda would like to know. Actually, i'm fucking dying to know. Seriously.)

I'm still working that out, @human_in_training. You'll be the first to know.

WHO THE FUCK IS ALEX FALCONE

"Falcone" sounds like the bad guy from an old Steven Seagal movie.

"Everyone knows that Falcone runs the whole North Side. How are you going to take him down? You're just a boat cop!"

Alex, as your comedian school drop out, i am honored to say happy blogiversary buddy! I love it when you type here.

Ooooh ... those are supposed to be udders hanging off the imperial walkers.

I envision the film "Falcone" much like Stallone's Cobra. Real name, Agnellino Falconetti. Rogue cop, drives classic car. Mazda Miata or GTO, perhaps. Spouts catch phrases like "Crime's the infection, I'm the antibiotic cocktail that will slowly cure it over the course of 7-10 days."

Why not a title like "Falcon," you (likely do not) say? The extra e is the catch, the hook. Hey, other movies have been made on less of a premise.

Oh, and also nice blog job, Alex!

I'll take Potent Potables for $100, Alex.

Actually, have a potent potable yourself; thanks (along with all the other Merc staff) for the free content you provide us dum-dums.