It's like what Patrice O'Neal said- we are about 5 years from 9/11 becoming a hamburger and hotdog, day off holiday.

"How are you guys celebrating 9/11? Me and the dudes are going to be at Thirsty Lion happy hour, then hitting Dirty! I heard that girls will totally show their boobs on 9/11!"

Oh, my hometown. Trust me: less a place for the Velveteen Rabbit to retire and more a place for it to get chased around by asshole teens in golf carts.

Not mentioned in the ad: saying secret password "Muhammad Attah" at the register gets you a free bucket of range balls.

Also, shouldn't the 18 hole price be cheaper per hole to pay as an incentive than then 9 hole price? Maybe I just don't get golf.

Golf spelled backwards is flog.