Just think of how much more effective Martin Luther King Jr. would have been had he been able to march naked through the streets of Birmingham with a flamingo painted on his dick.

This is nothing but outright patriarchal heteronormative fascism.

Well just think how family friendly Malcolm X would have been if he just hadn't been so angry.

Anything "family friendly" sucks. Organizations with family in the title, family restaurants, family events, the word "family" being used in place of "individuals" or "people" in every advertising or political pitch. "Family" is the real F word. I hate families in general.