"Cram them in" indeed.

I thought females were called comediennes. Am I wrong?

@ujfoyt: Yes, you are incorrect because comedians are called comedians.

Can we just have have the Merc republish excerpts from `The Ethical Slut` every few weeks? It would be simpler than having yet another person's `funny` take take on the same subject.

"Feeding the stray" doesn't sound all that great. I suggest "microwaving the leftover buffalo wings."

Re my previous post: Excuse me for not being hip.

"microwaving the leftover buffalo wings" is much closer to my personal experience in these matters. Indeed.