That's right, the new materials failed so let's use the same defective shit again, because there's nobody left alive who knows how to build the bridge the way the craftsmen built it in the first place. The fastest, cheapest, solution would be to hire a ferry boat, or just use duck tape.

A boat just for fairies? That's most magnanimous of you. How do they rate greater privileges than Indians?

That would be the craftsmen of 1958, who built it out of nothing but love?