Why wasn't Ol' Peg-Leg useful for once and check on the pig? He is a veterinarian!!!!!

Also, I was kind of expecting Bob to just stick his hand in the head of the walker that was crawling after him and squeeze the shit out of his brains-instead he just pokes at it? Ewww!

Yeah, when you're about to be eaten by a zombie, that is no time to be squeamish about reaching into a zombie's skull and squishing his brain. DIG IN THERE UP TO YOUR ELBOW!

This show again. UGGGGGGHHHHHHHH.

Haven't had time to watch the whole thing yet. Was too busy slowly crushing my genitals in a vice grip to get to it. Did watch the first 8 minutes and here's my review:

Hey dumb show! Welcome back! You know how good shows have pre-credit opening segments that grab the watcher tightly, drawing them in with intrigue and tension? SO glad your tepid sequence made sure to avoid that silly trope! Also glad you quickly followed that up with the one thing that everyone, even the slavish fantards, seem to hate-lots and lots of yammering.

To top it off, when the zombies were getting plucked in the face through the fence one guy on the human side plunged his spike through the fence into NOTHING (acting like it was flesh), complete with sound effects and everything. I had to rewind to make sure I saw it properly. Nice job, lazy dumb show! Can't wait to see the other 52 minutes!

My review of the last 52 minutes.

So there was a pig. Another pig, some lady probably the little girl from The Ring all growed up and working at a haunted house somewhere. Michonne broke a smile. So that was unusual. A new nerd kid who looked like he could be either 32 or 15 years old. He took a shower. Who's the blond girl and how did she get there again? I don't remember. Other lady teaches kids to be stabby. Cutty doesn't like to stab walkers through the fence, they're too close I guess. So back the fuck up and shoot them from a tower. Roof gives way right when humans are below. Sweet timing. Nice to see D from The Wire but then this racist show does what it does best and kills black people off the show. I think? Maybe he's not dead but I doubt it. My mind wanders often.

Total shit sandwich. There are actually 16 episodes this season? Fuck me. I don't think I can hold on that long.