Oh Portland... The libertine utopia with a stick up its ass. This is almost, but not quite, as stupid as trying to recall the mayor for screwing an 18 year old and not telling us about it.

He thought she looked good? There's no accounting for taste, but he probably got suspended for tasting too much of the punch.

"said something like"

I know it's just a Mercury blog post, but...has what he said been confirmed, and you just didn't want to bother checking? Hmm, hmm, hmm, that looks bad.