No matter what level of peril they find themselves in, none of the major "actors" on this show will ever be killed off.* That's become very clear. Especially since there's at least 40ish more episodes of this dumb show left, at least.

Question: is anyone still frightened/emotionally moved by the zombies anymore? Seems the diminishing returns have completely expired. They're nothing but bad-acting extras with sound effects layered over in post to me.

Another question: what are the "zombieverse" (please kill me for using that term) rules for what the walkers are supposed to sound like? Shouldn't they sound like moaning humans? Why do they sound like heavily, heavily amplified swarms of wheezing, pack-a-day smoking grandmas trying to play the digeridoo?

Rick: After this is all over, things ain't gonna be like they used to be, are they?
Recumbant bike-looking guy: No, they won't.

SOMEONE GOT PAID TO WRITE THIS DIALOGUE.


One MAJOR redeeming moment: the LOL I got from the sight of perhaps THE dumbest character TV's ever seen--THE GOV!

This show is about to go from dumb to awful as fuck and I couldn't be happier.

*Unless black

I'm just really bummed out that I watched this while getting ready for work, forgetting that all I had to bring to lunch was tomato soup D:

Every week I look forward to your recaps, TSW!