If only it yelled like a human, the situation probably would've been something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Iq6LA7sZI

This pisses me off so much, between this and the fucking assholes who Instagram themselves feeding the coats candy through the fences at night, I think it's high time that my previously awesome neighborhood loses it's goat privileges.

I once saw an Iraqi policeman walk up to a sleeping stray dog and sever it's Achilles' tendon, seemingly for fun.

Candy and painted horns? Sounds like a charmed life to me.

Oh my god you guys... It's the The Great Goatsby.. He's back!

The Great Goatsby Strikes Again!!!