Or there's the good old Matthew 19:21: If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast , and give it to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: then you may follow me.
Or Deut. 15:7. If there is a poor man among you, one of your brothers, in any of the towns of the land which the LORD your God is giving you, you shall not harden your heart, nor close your hand to your poor brother; but you shall freely open your hand to him, and generously lend him sufficient for his need in whatever he lacks.
Or Luke 3:11. "Let the man with two tunics share with him who has none, and let him who has food do likewise."

It's too easy...

Oh no Pope Francis is forcing them to think about their actions and rethink their lives. OMG the catastrophe.

Jesus Christ *is* weeping in Heaven, but it's because the Holy Ghost talked Him into chopping all the onions for ParadiSalsaFest 2013.

Also, I thought it was "render unto Caesar the salad which is Caesar." And a margarita.