Since I'm the kind of guy who's friends - most of them in fact - have told him that he's funny, and why aren't you up on stage - I tend to pay attention to things like this.

Because you never know. One day I might have spasm, and believe them.

That was excellent, Andie. It's true that people ludicrously underestimate how difficult it is to be funny on a stage for 2-5 full minutes, let alone 30 or 60.

Assuming you could do standup because you occasionally make your friends laugh is like assuming you could do porn because you're good at masturbating.

"....like assuming you could do porn because you're good at masturbating."

Dream crusher, CC.