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Wm.™ Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STEPHEN!! CAN'T YOU GUYS GET ANYTHING RIGHT?!? THAT'S NOT WHAT 'ACUITY' MEANS. YOU'RE USING THAT WORD WRONG AND IT MAKES ME VERY, VERY ANGRY. THOSE ARE TESTS OF STRENGTH, NOT DEXTERITY OR THE ABILITY TO SEE.

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Happy holidays, love you guys!!
Graham on December 19, 2013 at 2:08 PM Report this
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Acuity = keenness. And besides, "dexterity" is especially necessary in Native American leg wrestling.
Wm. Steven Humphrey on December 19, 2013 at 3:37 PM Mercury Staff
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NATIVE DEXTERIAN LEG WRESTLING
Drunk & Write on December 20, 2013 at 9:30 AM Report this

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