IT PUTS THE IPHONE IN THE BASKET.

THE ONLY PARTIES I'VE SEEN THIS AT HAVE BEEN HOSTED BY MERMAIDS SO

Whoever wrote this, please, I'm begging you, text and drive, a lot, please. You owe it to society, you 12 year old girl in a hairy man suit.
Anyone that defends the position that people should spend more time looking like they're telling nonverbal cyberghost stories, who cries inside when someone asks him to put down his fucking phone and engage with meatfaces, please, text and drive and text and drive and text and drive and let us reap the benefits.
Thank you.

Wow, you really missed the point of this post, dogtrot.

I think you're misunderstanding how putting things in a basket works. After you put your phone in there, the wives pick out the phones at random and then fuck the owner of the phone.

Ha, @Graham. That got me.

Text and drive? He can't text and drive and text and drive and text and drive now, someone stole his damn phone because he put it in a basket.

@Munch And then he fucked her.

Wow! Anybody who ever did that at a party I went to would promptly be told that, no, I would not put my phone in any basket and what a dumb idea that was. I would be offended and I would think the host was a total condescending jerk-off.

But the ability to escape socially awkward situations through my phone gives me the courage to go to parties in the first place :(

Yeah, giving up your phone at your host's request is really tough, isn't it? Next thing you know they are going to ask you to take your shoes off when you walk in the door. Jerks.

What if you want to keep your phone on hand so that you can answer it in case your babysitter calls - do you have to stand by the basket the entire night?

What about my gat and my switchblade?

If the request to leave your phone in the basket offends you so much, you should unfriend them on Facebook.