HEY GUYS STOP WRITING STORIES ABOUT THE CUDDLER. READ MY STORY ABOUT NOT WRITING STORIES ABOUT THE CUDDLER.

What a bitter person you come across as.

I know a lot of people are asking Alex "what did she ever do to you?" but I'll have you know I've been laid up with bruised retinas from rolling my eyes at stories about the pro cuddler one too many times. WHO'S GOING TO CUDDLE WITH MY BRUISED RETINAS

The real story here should be about how touch-deprived we are as a society that this sort of thing could even become a business. This woman hit a niche market, which is what every entrepreneur aspires for. But, hey let's just make fun of her and call it all bullshit instead.