Sports Feb 4, 2014 at 2:14 pm

New Winter Olympic Game: Dog Murdering

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Are we sure that this Sorokin fellow is not actually the product of Soviet experiments implanting human pituitary glands into stray cats?
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