Seriously? Y'all are posting shit with "they're, there, their" typos? I just lost a lot of respect for the entire place.

"they’re pots are too black to call your kettle"

After reading this, I think you should take what you can get.

I shudder to think how unintentionally callous I was dating an older girl, many years ago.

I feel like, at one point, Mary Kay LeTourneau had the same inner monologue.