I've always found the Good Ship Lollipop performance a bit creepy. A bunch of soldiers passing her around, rubbing candy on her, when she's in a micro mini skirt she's trying to keep down.
Discounting obviously awful non-options like Pol Pot Park, etc. etc., Jeld-Wen is pretty much the worst name for anything. Saying it makes you sound drunk. Providence is at least a real word with a nice meaning.