OBVIOUSLY the show is going to crawl up its own ass according to the strictures of Contemporary Television Drama -- e.g., Cohle will be revealed to be Marty's long-lost brother, Maggie will be their long-lost sister (thus accounting for their kids' problems), and they'll all be the children of Billy Tuttle, separated during one of the rituals Marty saw on the videotape. In fact that videotape's victim will turn out to be Maggie, and Cohle and Marty will turn out to be among the perpetrators, drugged to cloud the memory. And the two detectives investigating Cohle will be servants of Tuttle trying to keep Cohle, Marty, and Maggie from the truth.
Christ on a bike, I haven't even watched Breaking Thrones or whatever the fuck, now there's some other series I have to get balls deep in. Is anyone else even aware RuPaul's Drag Race is back?