I'm pretty sure that the 'sleepy pig' is actually a dead pig that's been partially butchered. There's a number of cuts around the hindquarters/tail that show that the digestive tract has been removed.

No shit, Graham.

Correct, Alison! Once the digestive tract and entrails have been removed; there shouldn't be any shit left in the suckling pig. I'm glad we've had this basic anatomy moment.

"Hey, how about if I slit this pig's throat and then pose with it's carcass for publicity photos?"

I'M WORKING ON A PHOTO SERIES LIKE THAT BUT WITH FORMER MERCURY NEWS EDITORS.