Newsblast! Apr 18, 2014 at 8:58 am

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Denis C. Theriault
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Message for Dalls:
Yeah, right dude.
We still think you're a dumb ass.
frankieb on April 18, 2014 at 9:03 AM Report this
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Dallas is a dumb ass because he has one of those dumb fucking treble clef tattoos. "Dude, I love music."
duuuuuuuuuude, that's retarded on April 18, 2014 at 9:51 AM Report this
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Bullshit, Dallas. At :50 you can see one of those pussies read the sign begging morons like these not to piss in the water. What's the matter, no bushes on Mt. Tabor?
fucking jackoff on April 18, 2014 at 9:56 AM Report this
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DAL-ASS
frankieb on April 18, 2014 at 10:33 AM Report this
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It wasn't piss, it was fluoride!
King Ralph on April 18, 2014 at 11:17 AM Report this
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Dallas Swonger? The kid already has his porn name and an entry into the watersports fetish market. He's got rough trade/gay for pay written all over him, maybe in tattoo ink. I predict an Unzipped spread in his shiny future.
seanpdx on April 18, 2014 at 1:47 PM Report this

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