News Apr 29, 2014 at 1:29 pm

What?!? Twerking in Front of Beaverton City Hall is a CRIME Now??

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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1
Is the Real World filming in the area again?
Babygorilla on April 29, 2014 at 1:34 PM Report this
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Bet they wouldn't be a boring date.
frankieb on April 29, 2014 at 2:21 PM Report this
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STOP USING THAT WORD! FUCKING STOP IT. EVERY TIME SOMEONE USES THAT WORD, GOD (JUSTIFIABLY) CRUSHES A PUPPY'S SKULL WITH A HAMMER.
human in training on April 29, 2014 at 3:47 PM Report this
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If twerking is a crime we are all twiminals!
Todd Mecklem on April 29, 2014 at 6:54 PM Report this
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As per the eminent Rick James:

"Cocaine is a helluva drug. Helluva drug."
JRRTrollkien on April 29, 2014 at 7:23 PM Report this
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I guess you'd have to be there.
seentomuch on April 29, 2014 at 8:29 PM Report this
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TWERKBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME
Drunk & Write on April 29, 2014 at 9:26 PM Report this
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If she didn't expose herself and piss on the parking lot, nothing would have happened. I hope the naked bike riders make a detour in front on Beaverton City Hall. I would love to see the cells full.
on April 30, 2014 at 6:36 AM Report this
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^ Yeah, caged naked people seem right up your alley.
Sandy from Gresham on April 30, 2014 at 10:05 AM Report this
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Because Beaverton, amirite? Nothing sketchy ever happens in good old Portland
on April 30, 2014 at 3:48 PM Report this

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