Cause it worked out so well for NYPD...

YOU AIN'T IN MEXICO NO MORE

I forget--is the less-lethal grinder the orange or black one?

"Steroid-addled former jock saws unarmed 93 year old woman in half, on paid leave of absence."

Pigsaw.

Portland Police cut the ribbon on the new Jerk Store

"Yeah, yeah, I know the key's under the flowerpot, but...I LOVE THESE TOYS!!!"

Mom, Dad, I'm back--

Spring Break goes awry.

"Make fun of my package ,will you"? !!!!!!

In the wee hours of the morning; when all are fast a sleep, Portland's Finest see another marijuana plant growing in the window of Nonie's Nursing Home. The glow from a heart monitor catches the dastardly scene. Residence evacuated for fear of THC Vapors igniting oxygen tanks.

Film at 11:00-Portland Mercury-ALERT