Uh.. who is Shane Torres?

IT'S GOT TO BE TIM HAMMER RIGHT

Thank you for another shitty blog post.

Maybe its the best, but that's just because Irish Setter Gus doesn't have a twitter account.

Cool how the real shane torres is trying to track himself down. Now back to the question of who the fuck shane torres is.

Fingers crossed @ShaneTorres is a girl! So when the real Shane Torres (please stand up, please stand up) finds the fake Shane Torres, they will fall madly in love and reenact Sleepless in Seattle. Only, we shall call it "Preoccupied in Portland"

This has kama sutra written all over it.