Seriously, shut the fuck up about it being cold and rainy. You seem to throw a hissyfit every time there's even a chance of drizzle. Do you honestly not get that we've had drought-level conditions all year? That getting some rain is actually a GOOD thing?

Put on your big boy panties and deal with it, or move somewhere else, perhaps a place that ISN'T KNOWN FOR BEING RAINY.

My photodermatitis and I bathe in your tears.

Scraw.

Seriously, shut the fuck up about telling me to shut the fuck up, you moralistic can of donkey plop! While you may not give a shit about how I feel about rain, you better believe I give 50 times less of a shit about how YOU feel about rain. So here's an idea: Why don't YOU fucking move... to a place where you'll be considered less predictable and BORING?

I'm conflicted. I would tell you to shut the fuck up about telling me to shut the fuck up about telling you to shut the fuck up... but I'm altogether quite pleased you responded and insulted me.

But that doesn't make you less of a whiner.

You're the one whining about me shutting the fuck up! So for the love of god, stop whining about me whining and not shutting the fuck up, and you shut the fuck up! (Oh, and stop whining, too please.)

Now, now boys, easy on the language before I ban you both from Blogtown!

I dunno about this paid maternity leave -- I know that Germany and Japan offer it, but then again, they have a dwindling shortage of new kids, and this is a way to encourage women to have babies.
I don't think we have that problem here, at all, with our immigration rate and birth rate.
Do we really want to encourage more children being born?

Is that satire or the actual argument against maternity leave?