Y'all are google searching for the wrong April O'Neil.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3338511/

It actually looks pretty funny ... like, intentionally funny, which is unusual for Micheal Bay.

WTF, is Shredder supposed to be a robot? Fuck you Micheal Bay. Also, note the dig at the fans who forced him to follow the actual origin of the turtles and not make them aliens as he planned originally.

This seems too reminisicient of TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze, which was clearly the cinematic low point of the franchise.

And no Casey Jones? Who's supposed to be April's love interest? Fucking douchebag Will Arnett?!?

Oh look, it's a foot clan with a gun. http://www.arcadequartermaster.com/tmnt/sc…

I was about to make a comment about at least Shredder being a samurai fits with the whole ninja vs samurai thing and then I realized he has always had samurai inspired armor.

Dirk, I will say, with complete confidence even, that you know absolutely jack shit about juvenile turtles of the mutant-ninja variety. Talk to Steps if you want to be schooled.